Iggy! Quit tormenting the customers and fix this shelf!

iggy—atkins:

thejackreid:

Oh calm down!

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You’re making a scene. People are going to think I just dumped you.

Oh, but I got you a certified Iggson Atkins Makes A Scene Starter Kit for Christmas.

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It starts with confetti and ends with a temper tantrum that rivals Hitler’s when he didn’t get into art school.

Why do you know so much about Hitler?

It’s very unsettling. I think I should fire you.

Iggy! Quit tormenting the customers and fix this shelf!

iggy—atkins:

thejackreid:

I’ll give you a holiday bonus!

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No I won’t. I’m just kidding. I - I couldn’t keep a straight face.

What? Not gonna spread Christmas cheer like every other fuckin’ moron in this city?

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Fuck Christmas.

Oh calm down!

You’re making a scene. People are going to think I just dumped you.

Iggy! Quit tormenting the customers and fix this shelf!

I’ll give you a holiday bonus!

No I won’t. I’m just kidding. I - I couldn’t keep a straight face.

tagged → #/yup
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I spent so long figuring out the perfect movie to watch for the end of the world that I freaking missed it.

leilanovak:

thejackreid:

But we lived. It was pretty anticlimactic. 

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Oh. You were - I get it. Except it’s kind of more of a, celebration I’m alive kind of thing, at this point.

So let’s celebrate.

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We could celebrate. Sure. Seeking a friend for the end of the world kinda deal. I usually celebrate with ..you know, movies.

I spent so long figuring out the perfect movie to watch for the end of the world that I freaking missed it.

lyan-lovera:

Not a fan of everything to be exact… Movies, the apocalypse, and people probably included.

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Lyan Lovera. Nice to meet you.

Oh. Wow.

I’m Jack Reid. I run a video store. Nice to meet you, too. 

I spent so long figuring out the perfect movie to watch for the end of the world that I freaking missed it.

lyan-lovera:

Give it time… An apocalypse movie could just become reality, or at least the people running about like fools part.

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So, not a fan of.. movies, the apocalypse, or just people?

I spent so long figuring out the perfect movie to watch for the end of the world that I freaking missed it.

leilanovak:

thejackreid:

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I’m sure we can find other ways to make the make up for it, sugar.

But we lived. It was pretty anticlimactic. 

Oh. You were - I get it. Except it’s kind of more of a, celebration I’m alive kind of thing, at this point.

I spent so long figuring out the perfect movie to watch for the end of the world that I freaking missed it.

Need gift ideas?

amandadesmond:

thejackreid:

How’s my classics collection?

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My classics collection is the best in town, no doubt about it! Don’t believe what those idiots down the street say.

That’s what I’ve heard: go to Jack, he’s the best in town.

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And the most enthusiastic about movies. So… I’m assuming you’re Jack?

Whose told you I’m the best in town? Cause, I’m pretty sure nobody knows who I am. Or do they? 

Jack Reid at your limited time service.